Episodes
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -135 Brandt
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
This is Brandt from the Stanford office. I'm trying to get ahold of somebody about this air conditioning bill. It says right here in my Garmin that it has something to do with a faulty calibrator. It's gonna run you $920.43. How much can we put you down for today?
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -136 Sourdough Bread
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
A musical tribute to his podcast and late comedian Richard Bain in the vein of NOFX opens the episode. We call a couple of scam lines with varying results, we call a hotel to ask if Heaven's Gate can come and host a baking contest, and we call a couple of porn shops to ask about the least expensive items, cream chargers, discounts on small condoms etc. But most importantly: we ask them if they can tell us how to make sourdough bread.
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -137 Cardio w/ Wade
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
World Champion of the Basketball and Football Association of the National Syndication of Bodybuilding Inc., joins us for his first appearance! We're talkin' hair lies, drug stories that we don't condone, Gore Gallery, Wade's trashcan, the gubmint, vintage prank calls, Pygmy Planecrash, mohawks, and 7 grams of dried mushrooms. Also we call a restaurant to complain that we bit our tongues off and then call a hotel to see if they can host our bodybuilding competition.
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -137 Reed’s TVs
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Reed claims to have more TV real estate on the walls of his home than Rudy Giuliani. Is twerking in outer space physically possible?
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -138 Steve
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
The highlight of this episode is a surreal and heartwarming 20 minute call to a very nice man named Steve who works in surveillance at a casino. Other topics: pubes, gear talk, hair conspiracies, Trump's helicopter, Garth Brooks, 3 second rule, more TV comparisons, prayers for a transformer from the future, wacky videos, who's most in charge, and a persistent question to strangers about how long it would take to digest a triple meat cheeseburger AKA "Turning a Number 3 Into a Number 2".
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -139 Jared’s Bday
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
It's Jared's birthday so we discuss fat rolls on your forehead and the evolutionary purpose of long balls, pranking your kid to show him who's boss, mayonnaise, and Reed's mic breathing.
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -140 Haircut
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Recorded on the day of the attempted coup at the Capitol Building, this episode features a guy cutting off his hair on camera for the first time in about 11 years.
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -141 Kevin
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Casey is back for an action packed episode. A massive 30ish minute call to a guy called Kevin who solves our marital problems, prays for us, and sings Amazing Grace, is the main course for this episode. Next up is a call from our good buddy Leroy Boots who tells us a story about a shocking psychedelic meltdown he had over the holidays. Then we cap the episode off with some choice cuts from the internet and one more call about setting up our classic fajita buffet at a hotel so our 16 piece male volleyball team can have a party.
Thursday Jan 07, 2021
Patriot Parody Podcast -142 John Carrington
Thursday Jan 07, 2021
Thursday Jan 07, 2021
The New Years episode is the most EXTREME version of Patriot Parody Podcast to date. Featuring a new tune by Leroy Boots, new sound effects, voice modulators, prayers for the masses, a call about quesadilla taco patty burgers, therapy wallabies, Samantha and Tiffany getting pissy about taxidermy and the duet that follows, a call from a reasonable but stern John Carrington, and a request to a poker house to bring in a full fajita spread for tax write off purposes.
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020