Patriot Parody Podcast

Patriot Parody Podcast -125 Asps and Hairy Caterpillars w/ Shelby

Caterpillars have invaded Texas and we call around to see if staying at a hotel would provide a means of escape from them. This is the first time we talked to Shelby, who indulged us on a lengthy excursion through the paisley-covered Riverwalk, featuring members of Heaven's Gate, a mariachi band, and much more.

Patriot Parody Podcast -126 Lisa Gail

Lisa Gail checks in with a gorgeous Ritz cracker pie and we call around and let people in on her little secrets. It's a ta dah for pah. We debut her new track about coronavirus and then a guy records a little interlude based on her hit "3 Second Rule". More people freak out on a plane, idiots running for office rant on their smart phones, we call a hotel about a tickling royal rumble full on with a party bus, we call around and compliment them on the great jobs they're doing at their jobs, and the episode ends with a sitar laden prayer involving a basketball tournament and a crocodile scaring the shit out of Patch Jernsen's nephew.

Patriot Parody Podcast -127 Energy Preservation Initiative

Dion and his supervisor stumbled through lots of calls imploring people to cut down on their energy usage during this episode. We crossed some wires with some people, we call about a BBQ pontoon boat party, there are secret hidden tracks, fake endings, and hidden gems.

Patriot Parody Podcast -128 Thank You

We make appreciation calls in this episode and no one seems to know how to handle it. Evidently no one calls around to thank people for what they do. In other heroic deeds, we try to give away 20 dollars, discuss the ethics and morality of collecting your friends' dirty diapers, and talk to a porn shop about erotic cattle prods. Special outro for our good buddy Nick.

Patriot Parody Podcast -129 NBA Jam

We got compared to Longmont Potion Castle in this episode and that's all we ever wanted, but we also talk about the blurry line between veganism and cannibalism, discuss how to roast your logs, talk to Gabriel from Brazil, and then a slew of appreciation calls to restaurants, porn shops, and prayer lines.

Patriot Parody Podcast -130 Brendon Walsh

We had the pleasure of hanging out with Brendon Walsh on April Fool's Day, which seems fitting for this particular episode.  Brendon is a comedian and podcaster, known for his podcasts The Bone Zone, Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is, and the great World Record Podcast.  He has appeared on Conan, Joe Rogan, Kimmel, WTF with Marc Maron, and much much much more.  If you are in on some of his podcast work, check out this list of topics discussed over the course of the hour or so, because there were some things and stories that were brand new to us.

Topics:
Origins of Frank Cum, getting banned from Twitter for impersonating Don Jr, Dave Grohl, Afternoon Delight, real Dave Grohl hears about "Dave Grohl", live children's hospital Call, the longest Brendon has gone without doing standup, Covid/questioning whether he wants to do standup again, Zoom comedy shows "Fuck that shit", bad choices, Fuck Your Dad with Laserwang, Davey dying, Matt Farley, On Cinema/Mark Proksh/Tim Heidecker/Gregg Turkington, Neil Hamburger Prank Call Album With Mike Patton, Longmont Potion Castle, Robbie, morality of prank calls, The Rock/Letterman calls, moving to Austin, Club Deville/first standup gigs, drunken clown Spin Magazine gig at SXSW w/ Flaming Lips, weirdo shit/Chris Fairbanks, Doug Stanhope banned from Cap City for getting his balls shaved on stage, MCing for Stanhope, going on tour with Stanhope, moving to LA

Patriot Parody Podcast -131 Heaven’s Gate

This episode is kinda wild. An 18 minute call to a prayer line about having the pet fees removed from Heaven's Gate's hotel fees, shout outs to Green Day and 69, videos from perfectly acceptable people, a tune/video from a guy called "Ham Spiros", an interesting conversation with Francisco Manuel from San Luis Potosi, and then a call to a fella from Alabama who thinks snow is real. The episode concludes with a disorienting call to a church about gettin' all zipped up with one's son.

Patriot Parody Podcast -132 Chat Roulette

We visit Steve Spiros for a trip down memory lane and try out Chat Roulette for the first time on the podcast. We meet a nice fella from New Orleans with lots of equipment and a group of college students from London. We spout off nonsense to them and sing them Amazing Grace. Casey calls a prayer line to "have a prayer put on" his older brother, who uses the same move over and over in Mortal Kombat. Lastly, we have an idea to send signals via bluetooth to a remote vibrator from pickups on a guitar or just audio/music from your personal tablet or smartphone. Clothing is a weird word.

Patriot Parody Podcast -133 Ham Jammer

They redirected me from the gift shop! A call from Mazos Brazos, the national anthem, ham jammer, hammer jammer, screw jammer, scooch hammer, skooj jammer, carne guisadas, how to make sourdough, how to make ribs, and a prayer about Mortal Kombat are all jammed into this classic Ham Jammer episode. Turkey avocado jam. Ham jammer. Ham jam fam. I'm trying to find 2 ham jammers...

Patriot Parody Podcast -134 The Reacharound

I think we both might be getting the reacharound here! Topics: ragtime, rapping, a new theme song, a M. Farley cover that sounds like Primus, sneaking into festivals, pooping on a tent, taking care of your tree branches, a log splitter, fake snow, calls to a florist, a music shop, more AC repair, and taking our drills and hammers into a furniture store.