Patriot Parody Podcast

Patriot Parody Podcast -105 Sounding and a Quantum Banker

That dude from Patriot Party Podcast thinks that Trump is going to be "The King of the World" and that a quantum banker (?) is going to be the president. We listen to 3 or 4 of the best songs ever recorded and give commentary. Ever heard of X Hamster? We improvise a punk song, then we discover and discuss urethral sounding and cap it off with a voicemail for Reed and Casey's brother. Go ahead. Call the cops.

Patriot Parody Podcast -106 Jail

Jail. Unsubscribe.

Patriot Parody Podcast -107 Black Lights and Waterbeds

It turns out the word "tyranny" came from the Jurassic period, which makes sense in a whole lot of ways. We check in on the guy from Patriot Party Podcast and uncover his criminal past, we build up episode 69 even more, hinting at the flop it will likely become. We also discuss DOING YOUR OWN RESEARCH on multiplication tables, call a psychic about the fate of episode 69, and then have a couple of plumbers try to figure out who they're talking to.

Patriot Parody Podcast -108 Freshwood

Casey is at Laundry Fest 2021, so Freshwood and his manager call a furniture store to ask about rekindling the spirit of the 2007 Association of Woodworking & Furnishings Suppliers Convention with the whole gang (including Richard Karn aka Al Borland). Then we call a psychic who tells us to drop Freshwood from our management agency and sign Leroy Boots instead.

Patriot Parody Podcast -109 Fructis Boys w/ Jared

Jared is back for an official appearance.  The Fructis Boys discuss plans for the real episode 69, a man's wet dream/laundry issues, we listen to Brendon Walsh call us a Bone Zone ripoff, and talk about Jared's future as a coachdad.  Then we call a couple of Italian food restaurants to get advice on how to microwave our pizza rolls in the face of an impending party.  Next up is a call to the chief pilot of a helicopter place. Then we call a plumber to help with the tuna that is swimming up through the toilet because they've invaded the water lines.

Patriot Parody Podcast -110 Red Dress

A guy gets called back about vocal lessons for his dad's father's day celebration, we revisit a shreddy tune about a weird Tinder date, we discuss eye contact between brothers, and we call a hotel to find out what a second cousin is. Then we talk about using baby powder for no reason and give Reed lessons on how to be raw and uncut 69 style. We find out that guitar shops don't know how to handle spy phrases, we air our grievances, and then listen to the absolute worst song in our immediate awareness. The episode ends with an original tune about syncopation being used to corrupt the youth.

Patriot Parody Podcast -111 The Return of Jared

Some guy needs to be dressed up in a suit and fedora and be smoking a gentleman's pipe for his divorced dad's Father's Day ceremony, but he doesn't know what kind of flowers would be best suited for the event, so he calls a nice lady working at a flower shop to ask a bunch of questions. Next up the guys discuss pissing off neighbors by playing jarring progressive rock music while dinner and homework should be happening. Then Jared surprises us with a call and we loop him in with a casino to ask about slots and potential gigs for Leroy Boots and the Lost Ramblers. Closing out the episode is a call from Mazos Brason, who is a known homophobic racist, bigot, and religious zealot who we absolutely hate. He tries to convince us to play stupid music while making all kinds of passive aggressive statements before singing us a song and hanging up on us. Let it be known that we do not share any views or perspectives with Mazos, as he is about as much of a garbage human as they come.

Patriot Parody Podcast -112 Seven Minute Kegels

Casey's got problems.  He constantly gets stared down by cashiers and customers when he doesn't use the checkout divider up at the register.  This happens even when there aren't enough people around to warrant its use.  Absolutely ridiculous.  Also, there were no clear cut directions when he bought the Seven Minute Kegels program in the mail, so his ass is basically sewn shut and he'll need a myriad of different devices to resolve the situation.  Then a guy calls a law office to get the ball rolling on a civil suit against Seven Minute Kegels.

Patriot Parody Podcast -113 Portrait of a Scammer

Not sure what to say.

Patriot Parody Podcast -114 Beat Box

We kick it off with beatboxing, and THEN John McAffee stories, a tune from Gaping dad, a couple of calls to casinos about famous Jack Dagnalls Taco Bell Fire Sauce, stealing managers' jobs, aliens from the future, a good ol' prayer about sourcing the beef/double dipping, and another landmark performance of Mighty Are We.