Episodes
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -075 Emergency
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Reed is going to have major problems if he can't cut out the dead air. He also NEEDS to get CLOSER to the MIC or he will be banned from ALL future podcasts, Hearview Hotel or otherwise. Seriously though, we discuss a new genre of artistic adult film, check in with the van-life alter-ego of a gas station dwelling Patriot, and listen to choice selections of the best music the internet has to offer. This episode is brought to you by Bo Daddy Harris.
Tuesday Apr 19, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -076 Mazos Brason Returns
Tuesday Apr 19, 2022
Tuesday Apr 19, 2022
James Jared calls a realtor to have his chop top blocked, we watch a man lose his job for a predictable reason, then known heckin' piece of crud, youth pastor Mazos Brason calls in to reprimand us for having fun, and to play a game called "Christian Or Not Christian". Is Alan Jackson a Christian? How about Kanye West? Mazos will be the judge, and he will sentence you to an eternity in everlasting hell for no reason.
Tuesday Apr 12, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -077 Dishonorable
Tuesday Apr 12, 2022
Tuesday Apr 12, 2022
Reed won't help friends or family in a fight and we support him in his decision. We "weigh in" on the slap, make fun of The Legend Of Bagger Vance, check out the best moments from the garbage movie American Ninja, witness a drunk Patriot use bad language, talk about consensual pissing, Quadruple anal, and ponder whether a butthole or a vagina is more elastic. Outro track is "David Avocado Woof" by Gaping Dad and Labrador Island.
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -078 Suit Up And Start F******
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Jordan Peterson has a message for us about suits, we talk about accents, make a couple of dumb phone calls, and then I leave for the last half of the podcast while Reed lies about movies, drugs, and appendages. Casey just kind of blindly follows along. You can skip this episode guys. Nothing to see here.
Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -079 Energy Preservation Initiative Pt. 2
Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
The Energy Preservation Initiative (EPI) is back and ready to get folks to sign a contract that would guarantee their energy consumption will go down by 75 percent.
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -080 Two Left Feet
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
A guy calls a prayer line in hopes that God will one day help him wake up in a reality where he doesn't have 2 left feet. Some guy hijacks the phone line mid prayer. We do a deep dive on Chris Gaines and Corey Feldman's new hit song "Comeback King" before we make a couple of phone calls to rekindle our lost long relationships.
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -081 The Case of the Cursed Contaminated Cakes
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
The guys write a feature length film on the podcast about cakes, which Reed bakes in order to save the world from depopulation. Then we call around to ask if we can set up a chili dog stand at the anniversary party for several businesses.
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -082 Reebok
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
A guy calls around to find out about delta 8 but the lines get all crossed when Joseph Campbell starts getting quoted. We check out a little more Matt Farley, check out Patriot Party Podcast's take on Ukraine, and then a slew of other ridiculous calls follow. This week's episode is sponsored by Reebok.
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -083 Church Camp
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
We talk about trolling Tool fans, and explore M. Farley like only a true Bone Zone ripoff would. We talk about fun at church camp, Cart Narcs, Perry Caravello, and review the return of Patriot Party Podcast in the face of the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Patriot Parody Podcast -084 Lies and Bibs
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
We call around to fancy restaurants and ask for rotten steaks.