Patriot Parody Podcast -137 Cardio w/ Wade

World Champion of the Basketball and Football Association of the National Syndication of Bodybuilding Inc., joins us for his first appearance! We're talkin' hair lies, drug stories that we don't condone, Gore Gallery, Wade's trashcan, the gubmint, vintage prank calls, Pygmy Planecrash, mohawks, and 7 grams of dried mushrooms. Also we call a restaurant to complain that we bit our tongues off and then call a hotel to see if they can host our bodybuilding competition.