Patriot Parody Podcast -090 Big Christian Money

A guy calls a Christian gift shop to see if we can wipe out their supply and resell it to visitors of John Hagee's Cornerstone Church in San Antonio before the cops come. Then we imagine what it would be like to have more than one lower appendage, and discuss all the various possibilities of this scenario. Then we call around and ask if anyone needs soda waters from the gas station.