Patriot Parody Podcast -111 The Return of Jared

Some guy needs to be dressed up in a suit and fedora and be smoking a gentleman's pipe for his divorced dad's Father's Day ceremony, but he doesn't know what kind of flowers would be best suited for the event, so he calls a nice lady working at a flower shop to ask a bunch of questions. Next up the guys discuss pissing off neighbors by playing jarring progressive rock music while dinner and homework should be happening. Then Jared surprises us with a call and we loop him in with a casino to ask about slots and potential gigs for Leroy Boots and the Lost Ramblers. Closing out the episode is a call from Mazos Brason, who is a known homophobic racist, bigot, and religious zealot who we absolutely hate. He tries to convince us to play stupid music while making all kinds of passive aggressive statements before singing us a song and hanging up on us. Let it be known that we do not share any views or perspectives with Mazos, as he is about as much of a garbage human as they come.