Patriot Parody Podcast -112 Seven Minute Kegels

Casey's got problems.  He constantly gets stared down by cashiers and customers when he doesn't use the checkout divider up at the register.  This happens even when there aren't enough people around to warrant its use.  Absolutely ridiculous.  Also, there were no clear cut directions when he bought the Seven Minute Kegels program in the mail, so his ass is basically sewn shut and he'll need a myriad of different devices to resolve the situation.  Then a guy calls a law office to get the ball rolling on a civil suit against Seven Minute Kegels.