Patriot Parody Podcast -138 Steve

The highlight of this episode is a surreal and heartwarming 20 minute call to a very nice man named Steve who works in surveillance at a casino. Other topics: pubes, gear talk, hair conspiracies, Trump's helicopter, Garth Brooks, 3 second rule, more TV comparisons, prayers for a transformer from the future, wacky videos, who's most in charge, and a persistent question to strangers about how long it would take to digest a triple meat cheeseburger AKA "Turning a Number 3 Into a Number 2".